I Blog For Food

Its undeniable that the United States is headed for the same path as the careers that once belonged to Britney Spears, Mark McGwire, and Tom Cruise.  While some may formulate and ponder up ridiculous ideas on to how we came to this problem, such as global warming or the Taliban, its pretty easy to deduce that the reason America is in a rut is due to George Bush.

Unfortunately, we did not learn our mistake in his first four years, so we can only blame ourselves that we were dumb enough to put this monkey back in office.  Although the choice on the other side had leadership skills of a hamster, we could’ve just plain said no to either, yet we didn’t and let Georgie remain in the White House to continue his superb job of governing this country.

With the presidential election’s still far away, it’s tough to sit and watch gas rise to $5 dollars a gallon, food costs at an all time high, and the economy head in the wrong direction.  Our only plan is to speed up the processes to get someone else in office, and for that, I propose 3 solutions on how to get rid of good ol’ George.  You decide which one you like best:

1.  Send him on another hunting trip with Dick Chaney:

–Maybe history can repeat itself…just give them bigger guns and tell the boys that the first person to shoot something wins.  Little excitement should make them giddy enough to almost wet themselves anyway.

2.  Impeach him based on stupidity or low approval ratings:

–Last time I checked, the man has a 28% approval rating.  Congress is always passing up made crap, why can’t they make one that will actually make a difference.

3.  Hire a hooker to “service” him:

–Maybe Monica Lewinsky isn’t busy and she can make up for her past actions by doing a president who we want to get rid of…

Those are my 2 cents on it.  It’s up to you guys which one you feel is the “most qualified candidate” for the job.

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